I had a special request this week from some chick I know. She wanted to know some things that get on my nerves. Things that just get under my skin and refuse to quit bothering me. At first, I refused. I mean, why focus on the negative, right? But I decided to share with you my pet peeves, so you can know me a little better and not dwell on any of these things when I am hanging out with you.

Without further ado, here are some things that annoy me:

- People with louder music than me. It kills my buzz.

- Bands with two-plus lead singers. If there is more than one, I can’t sing along loudly and seamlessly with the songs.

- People who drive Dodge Neons, but are under the mistaken impression that they are actually driving Aston Martins. I don’t care what kind of tint or paint job you have, your car will never be awesome. And you should probably not cut me off.

- Ignorence.

- The new show Kath & Kim. Seriously.

- People who walk over in the middle of the conversation and start laughing at a joke they didn’t hear. I don’t know why this annoys me, it just does.

- Dirk Nowitzki. Seriously dude, I know you are big and white and ugly. And an amazing basketball player. But please stop looking so please with yourself when you stomp my favorite team.

-Speaking of which, the Phoenix Suns. My favorite team, who can’t seem to win a game, despite their amazing amount of talent. It’s the new coach’s fault. WHY would you make the Suns play slow ball? WHY must you do this to me?

- Musical artists who feel the need to release a Christmas album, even if they have nothing significant to contribute to the Christmas genre.

That’s all. I am done ranting for a bit. I hope this lady who requested this is satisfied. Do any of you have any irrational pet peeves?