11.19.08
Slim Jims
When I was a kid, I didn’t eat Slim Jims very often. I didn’t really like them that much. I think that the last one I ate was when I was ten.
Well, sometime last week, I fell in love with Slim Jims again. They are fantastic and I love them. I actually want one right this very second, and pretty much every second that I am not eating one. They are sort of like crack, except they taste better.
So my reccommendation to you today is this: forget for one moment how terrible they are for you and go get yourself a Slim Jim. Grab one for me as well, while you’re at it.
Seriously, that is all I needed to say. Have an awesome day.
squincheye said,
November 19, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I think the phrase is: “Snap into a Slim Jim!”
BTW – I like the quote: “They are sort of like crack, except they taste better.” That could be their new marketing campaign.
Melissa said,
November 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm
My question would be – How do you know what crack taste like? You know how they always say – new better tasting dog food- how do they know, who tastes that stuff? Anyway- enjoy the slim jims. I see a Christmas present idea in this blog!
tabbybottoms said,
November 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Best quote ever: “They are sort of like crack, except they taste better.”