When I was a kid, I didn’t eat Slim Jims very often. I didn’t really like them that much. I think that the last one I ate was when I was ten.

Well, sometime last week, I fell in love with Slim Jims again. They are fantastic and I love them. I actually want one right this very second, and pretty much every second that I am not eating one. They are sort of like crack, except they taste better.

So my reccommendation to you today is this: forget for one moment how terrible they are for you and go get yourself a Slim Jim. Grab one for me as well, while you’re at it.

Seriously, that is all I needed to say. Have an awesome day.