So I started a new job today. Not anything really excited, but a little more money than I was making before, so it’s good. Anyway, I get there at 7:30 and begin training with an awesomely nice woman. After awhile, I started feeling a little weird, but I figured it was just nerves about my first day. This lasted until about noon, when they made me go to lunch. The manager/training lady took me to Sonic with her and offered to buy me lunch. I couldn’t exactly tell her I didn’t want anything because my tummy hurt, so I ordered a salad. We went back to the office (which is actually a tiny trailer with like 10 desks in it) and I ate two cherry tomatoes, and one cucumber slice, and then I yakked in the trash can. In front of everybody, because of the tiny trailer situation. They made me go home, and now I will forever (or until I find a better job) be know as the Girl WHo Puked in the Trashcan on Her First Day.

Awesome.